Yuckiest beauty product ever!

OH MY GOD IT HAS HORSE PLACENTA AND YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT

Promotes cellular metabolism; works from deep within to produce a firm, moist complexion; contains 30,000 mg of 100% undiluted horse-origin placenta. Realizes luxuriantly beautiful skin.

Replenishes nourishment to physically fatigued or exhausted bodies. Having no overt aroma the fresh flavor is easy to drink.

horse-placenta

It’s bad enough that a product like this exists, but even worse that the black-label version with “placental material is harvested while the afterbirth is still potent” HAS COMPLETELY SOLD OUT.

You guys, this is so completely feral! Please tell me you think so too.

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11 Responses to “Yuckiest beauty product ever!”

  1. Ezmay
    March 21, 2009 at 11:10 am #

    So gross. Cant believe they thought saying it was 300 times more potent the pig placenta was a good selling point. So glad im not a beauty nut, who would seriously buy this stuff let alone drink it?

  2. Laura
    March 21, 2009 at 11:21 am #

    ewww, no way, I couldn’t bring myself to drinking that.

  3. Laura
    March 21, 2009 at 11:37 am #

    i’m with you girls – how seriously gross is that stuff? *shudder*

  4. Alicia
    March 21, 2009 at 12:48 pm #

    Isn’t really any different than eating meat or liver or tongue, is it? *shrug*

    Then again I’m also a woman who has her placenta in her freezer so I don’t really find these things disgusting, lol.

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  5. Laura
    March 21, 2009 at 3:35 pm #

    alicia, there’s no chance i could stomach liver or tongue, hence the placenta-fear!

  6. Christie @ Fig & Cherry
    March 22, 2009 at 4:48 pm #

    I’d rather have witches skin…. although I don’t (I’m totally radiant) and modest too. LOL.

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  7. Stormy
    March 22, 2009 at 6:15 pm #

    I think I may vomit….blurk! :lol:

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  8. Naomi
    March 23, 2009 at 3:46 am #

    but … *horse* placenta?

  9. Barbara
    March 23, 2009 at 5:30 am #

    LMAO that is so funny and gross all at the same time. How do they come up with these things? Seriously, who sat there one day and thought “hmmm, I’m going to drink this and see what it does” LOL

  10. Caroline
    March 26, 2009 at 11:43 am #

    Reminds me of a CSI episode where women were being encouraged to drink their own urine to stop the visible signs of ageing.

  11. Laura
    March 26, 2009 at 6:10 pm #

    i still feel sick at the thought of it. blurg!

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