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Are two-colour tights not noice?

First of all, how did I not know that American Apparel gear was available in Australia? (Excuse me while I emerge from under this rock…)

Now normally these tights/pantyhose would gross me out, but I dunno, maybe I’m getting funny in my old age?

There’s no way I could do the black/white ones, but I could totally wear the blue/green ones. If they made them in more than “one size fits all”. Sigh.

What’s your verdict? Yay or Not Noice??

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The ultimate iPhone cover

Check out this baby, it has everything you could want in an iPhone cover o.O

Delicious noms, some bulk to make it easy to hold on to, and if you drop your phone and I am sure the said delicious noms with provide great protection. Sure, you won’t be able to fit it in your pocket, and you may have an issue with people trying to eat your phone, but the pros far out weigh the cons….surely?

It really IS an iPhone cover, I know it doesn’t look it…but take my word for it ;)

Available from Candy Deco for $50US, there are a few other colour schemes and designs to choose from, if that one isn’t quite your style.

Most definitely one for the Not Noice files!

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Bacon-flavoured vodka

I really don’t know what to say.

Except: huh?

Bakon Vodka

This stuff is actually for sale. In the ‘States, of course.

I hope they never release this in Australia.

Do they really think that instead of drinking a Bloody Mary, that we’re going to want to drink a porcine version… a Bakon Mary???

No really, Vodka people, we don’t need this kind of thing to be available for sale.

The thought of drinking it makes me feel ill.

You?

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Dye for your WHAT?

You can wax, dye and shape your hair…down there. You can vajazzlise (thanks so much Jennifer Love Hewitt for the TMI of the decade!)

So you would be forgiven for thinking there isn’t much left to do by way of primping and pampering for your girlie bits, but you would be wrong…SO very wrong.pinkbutton

My New Pink Button is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink colour back to your labia.

OMGWTFBBQ? Who thinks of this shit, I mean srsly? o.O Thank ceiling cat there are no product demo pictures on the site.

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Who needs an iPad when you can make your own iTampon!

First the came iPad, now we have the iTampon

*groan*

I know, I know, we are all sick of the feminine hygiene product related jokes surrounding the big iPad announcement yesterday. I know I am.

I for one love the idea and can’t wait to get my hands on one.

But the iPad isn’t shipping for months, and maybe you can’t wait that long? Well, you can make yourself your very own iTampon!

All you need is 50 tampons, some hot glue and a little bit of crazy and you’re set to go.

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I must admit, while it is very disturbing it’s quite detailed isn’t it?

Maybe you would like to check out some of the other tampon craft projects… though I would strongly suggest that you don’t o.O

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Seriously, why would you want to wear underpants on your decolletage?


It’s a good thing you can’t get this necklace shipped to Australia from the US store Supermarket HQ:

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Although, at first, I thought it was the Transformers logo. Am I the only one??

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