That's Noice!

I had tried Urban Rituelle many years ago, but it wasn’t until Rah bought me some for my birthday last year that I became hooked.

I have a super sense of smell (which is quite often a curse…so.many.stinky.people!!) But I also find I am allergic to a lot of regular commercial perfumes. So finding something that smells awesome, and doesn’t make me sense my head of can be near impossible.

Urban Rituelle is an Australian owned husband and wife team. They have a great range of yummy smelly stuff, regular perfumes (which are my fav) they do also do soaps, moisturisers, lip balms, candles and even a Men’s and Baby range.

The Sweet Treats collection is A..mazing! The bestest one, that you just MUST have, is the Cotton Candy..YUM! I’m really enjoying the Peach Blossom too at the moment.

Their range is great vaule for money, postage is fast. And they even throw in a GWP (gift with purchase) hard to pass up!

Check them out at www.urbanrituelle.com.au and shop online, or their store in Caringbah.

US Plus Sized Clothing Stores

• Forever 21 - (XL-3X)
• Torrid
• Old Navy  (16-30)
• svoboda
• Simply Be – (10-26)
• B&Lu (14-30)
• Alight (14-30)
• Igig (13-3)
• Swak (1x-6x) Free shipping for orders $40+
• Lane Bryant

Other Stuff

• Duo Boots and Shoes
• Boots for Broads (AUS)
• We Love Colors – plus size tights and leggings
• Big Girls Bra (US)

Know any great plus size retailers we’ve missed?

Oh, but it’s a Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit.

I guess it’s the gift for the man who has everything?

Except an unmanicured man garden?

The Willy Care Kit Contains:

• Styling Shears
• Sprucing Mirror
• Fluffing Brush
• Evening Wear Silver Jewellery
• All intimate essentials are inside a stylish and handy leather look case

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Someone must have been riding their bike one day and thought, “This is good, but I’d like it to be harder. And more unstable.” And thus, the ElliptiGO was born.

The ElliptiGO 8S delivers a high-performance workout experience that closely mimics running outdoors while eliminating the impact. By modifying the elliptical trainer motion and combining it with a bicycle, the ElliptiGO 8S provides a comfortable, fun and efficient way to exercise outdoors. The ElliptiGO 8S is great for runners who want to extend their running lives, cross-training athletes who want to get a serious weight-bearing cardiovascular workout without the associated pounding caused by running, and for fitness enthusiasts who enjoy the elliptical trainer motion but don’t want to be stuck in a gym.

Now, I ride bikes quite avidly. So it’s slightly concerning that I want to try one. Unfortunately it’s only available in the US on pre-order. The ElliptiGO comes in three different colours, and sells for US$2,199 – not including shipping.

On the weekend I found a Pretty in Pink stall and bought one of their handbags – it’s fabulous!!

They have so many brilliant things for sale (including the clothes, but only available in teeny-tiny sizes), I bought perfume, lip balm, soap… mmmm, so much noice stuff! It’s a bit exxy, so be careful.

There’s an actual storefront in Newtown, but you can also shop online.

You can wax, dye and shape your hair…down there. You can vajazzlise (thanks so much Jennifer Love Hewitt for the TMI of the decade!)

So you would be forgiven for thinking there isn’t much left to do by way of primping and pampering for your girlie bits, but you would be wrong…SO very wrong.

My New Pink Button is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink colour back to your labia.

OMGWTFBBQ? Who thinks of this shit, I mean srsly? o.O Thank ceiling cat there are no product demo pictures on the site.